30 April 2008
Only 6 more hours of The Class from Hell left
27 April 2008
Connections (or) I can sit on my butt and reach out and touch the world
On an unrelated note, CW and I watched Bill and Ted last night, and it is still a fantabulous movie. I can't believe I haven't watched it in years. I laughed so hard I forgot about Prof. Buttface. More on that tomorrow, so I don't get all riled up before bed.
26 April 2008
24 April 2008
The Dilation of Time (or) Weird things that happen when you concentrate
In other news, I appear to be allergic to springtime in Boston. Hooray?
22 April 2008
My Trip to Texas, Day 1
Note: Apologies to Aphaeresis. I only just remembered your travelogue is in this format, too. Please forgive me! I'm too lazy to rewrite!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 (All times are approximate)
4:00am: Alarm. Pout at it. Turn it off.
4:15am: Face facts, get up, thank deities that I sent my taxes last week.
4:30am: in shower, realize have not printed federal regulations regarding transport of cellos in airplanes. Call T (who has a printer), ask him to call before leaving house.
4:45am: T calls from outside house, says just got message.
4:50am: Bound like gazelle from house with 37.4 pound suitcase, seemingly equally heavy carry-on containing computer, and cello attached to back.
5:10am: En route to airport, look down and realize shirt is filthy. Why did I put this in my closet on a hanger? There is turmeric on it. Shrug. It is entirely too late. Hope no one looks at my chest all day.
6:55am: Check in at airport. Second leg of trip has been canceled, minus 20 points. Helpful lady knows what instrument that is and what to do with it, plus 1,000,000 points.
7:10am: Get into long security line, holding boarding passes to new itinerary. Have yet to realize implications of departure and arrival times.
7:15am: Someone suggests we might consider other security line which has no wait.
7:16am: Mad rush to other line, en route, endure first “witty” comment of the day: See, this is why you should play the piano!
7:25am: Fully through security. Only snag is left cell phone in pocket as usual. Cello passes with flying colors. No pun intended.
7:35am: Have oddly excellent conversation with Quizno's employee who makes me a half-way decent breakfast sandwich. Promise to send him next CD, though realize have no idea who he his. Stoop to Starbux for absolutely necessary caffeine. Sometimes a junkie can't be so picky.
8:30am: Board airplane. Stewardess thinks she's a comedienne, is actually quite funny. Doesn't know where cello goes, not funny. I make the right guess (front row) and she is redeemed. Continues her redemption by making jokes the entire way through the safety spiel. “If you are traveling with a child, or someone who acts like a child...” etc.
10something: Arrive in Philadelphia. Finish only interesting reading material brought in carry-on. Am left with only books for school. Curse you, Sense of Responsibility! Why did I let you pack my carry-on!
10something01: Purchase Self and Time magazines. Suck on THAT, school work!
12:50pm: Depart for Austin. By way of Columbus, St. Louis, and Dallas. Crap. Stewardess asks how long I'm with them. When I tell her she looks worried, goes to the back of the plane, returns bearing a People magazine. “Here, I just finished this, you're going to need it.”
2:20pm: Land in Columbus. Call Dad. “Guess what state I'm in!”
2:45pm: In air. Large man has taken up all of seat next to mine, plus part of my own. Cello is better seat partner.
(Change time zones. Centrality of time strangely comforting.)
3:05pm: Land in St Louis. Call boss who has forgotten I am ON A PLANE and called to see why I wasn't at work. All is settled. Call cello insurance, apparently coverage hadn't started yet. Explain to them it's very important as I am currently ON A PLANE, and was not the one who put someone else's bow appraisal in my cello's file. All is settled.
3:30pm: In air. Move to other side of aisle, as diplomatically as possible. Large man doesn't seem overly offended, makes small crack about crowding me. Probably used to it, as is VERY large. Exhaust Time magazine.
5:15pm: Land in Dallas. This airport is called Love Field. Large man leaves, turns out to have been quite pleasant after all. Pilot tells us there's "a big ole high pressure system over Texas.” Think I'm going to like it here.
6:30pm: Arrive in Austin. Baggage claim is suspiciously painless. Southwest has friendly employees and competent baggage handling? What's the catch...
6:45pm: J arrives, retrieves me in SUV. Comfy SUV. Am I a traitor to Oberlin if I begin to accept not only SUVs, but SUVs in TEXAS?
Evening: Gorge self on amazing sushi, excellent sake. Try sea urchin, decide it's like licking a custardy tide pool. Do not like sea urchin. Love signature roll of restaurant: salmon, sun-dried tomato, spicy mayonnaise with squid ink sauce drizzled around it. Also love “Japanese comfort food” with name I can not remember much to my lingering frustration!
11pm: Collapse. Bed makes horrible creaky noise under weight of collapse. Too tired to care.
18 April 2008
Squee
God damn ObieGame you are eating my life! What the hell have you done? This is insanity!! How am I supposed to focus on the shit ton of work I have to do before tonight when you drop this all on us this morning?!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!