Channeling McSweeneys

Dear The Person Who Let Me Cross The Street Today,
Thank you, Person Who Let Me Cross The Street Today! Being in Boston, it never even crossed my mind that anyone would notice that I was about to miss my bus. But somehow, you did! Yes, I had wandered into part of your lane, but everyone else was going around me. But you waved me across! So thank you! Because of you, I was able to hop on the bus. And not just any bus, either. It was the one where the display is stuck at 12/25/97 9:31am, and the recording says "STOPREQUESTSTO" every time someone pushes the button. So in a sense, Person Who Let Me Cross The Street Today, you gave me a second Christmas this year!

Good Karma,
A Happy Pedestrian